The sweetest man I have ever met in my whole entire life. You are so perfect I love you so mooooch baby you are so sweet. I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever done
just wanna be with my boyfriend. I just wanna be happy everyone leave me the hell alone
backwoods princess.
She's got street smarts. Now, those streets may be dirt roads, but she knows what she's doing.
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I feel like my boyfriend & I broke up because we aren’t talking and we can’t see each other.. Thank God this is only for a week haha
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
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